What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?

Me : Thank you.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

What do people with very high IQs do all day?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : I'm 24.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why did Democrats echo that Joe Biden was greater than FDR and should be put on Mt Rushmore? Why did Democrats vote for Biden blindly in the primaries and deny he was mentally impaired? Was it the lying media, or are Democrats ignorant and gullible?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : No

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

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Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Tea ?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Sure.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : I don't drink

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.